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Malpractice Scene: Dentist office Predicament: Malpractice The guilty: Nazi dentist and her nazi followers The victim: Innocent me Innocent me waits in dentist office for the inevitable pain of half yearly cleaning. Innocent me spots Nazi dentist, sticking hand into bag of salted peanuts and eating them like obese men eat popcorn in a movie theater *imitates whole hand covering mouth, /shhluuulshhe/ smacking loudly* Innocent me waits while bystanders sit reading magazines nervously, staring forward and kissing gums goodbye. Innocent me gets called into Nazi followers office 45 minutes late, where Nazi followers daughter is running around Nazi headquarters Room 2, opening drawers, touching instruments, and staring at Innocent me. Innocent me gets poked and probed, bleeds while Nazi follower slides blades across Innocent me's gums. Nazi dentists comes in for a look... Innocent me gets told she has FOUR CAVITES, though she has never had a cavity before in her life. Nazi dentist and Nazi follower mention forgetting to put sealents on the new teeth coming in, explaining cavities. Innocent me, a faithful brusher, gets blamed for cavities and is told that it is her fault. Innocent me leaves Nazi headquarters in an outrage, drives around sobbing, buys chicken nuggets from opposite side of town, is 1 hour late to work, and in a pissy mood the rest of the day. I'm never going to the dentist AGAIN.
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