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before i'm 30 Things to do before I’m thirty: Get a dramatic haircut/shave my head I’ve always thought that shorter, cute haircuts make girls look so fun and so free. I’d like to rid myself of my conservative appearance and let myself feel a little more wild J I’ve also really respected a girl who could throw away the femininity of her hair with a shaved head. I’d donate my cut hair to locks of love. Go on vacation alone. While having somebody to vacation with you, I think it could be a real growth experience to tough out a trip alone. See…15 independent films. Independent films are the best kept secret of the industry!!! Finish high school in the top 10 percent of my class. Thus far, I’ve only made it in the top quarter. With some more work, I think I can accomplish this goal. Date a girl. There has always been an interest in females that I have not totally explored. I’ve got girl on girl kiss knocked off the list, now on to seeing how it would be to be in a committed relationship with one. Sky Dive I’ve only done a small bungee thing at a water park once. Falling through the air seems both exciting and totally frightening. But everyone’s gotta try it some day!! Scuba Dive I actually have a real fear of the underwater life and of the unknown. I’m sure it’s beautiful down there, if only I can face my fear of being attacked by strange sea creatures! Try eating frog legs I’ve already knocked escargo off my “must try once” foods. Frog legs are said to be a delicacy. Be a vegetarian for at least a year. I figure it’s healthy, and I’d like to see if I could live without meat! (Elesha I’d do it for you also!) See a show on broadway.
I’ve not been to New York yet. I’ve been dying to go, but haven’t had a way to yet. Go on a roadtrip. I’d like to go to California and go on the Price Is Right and collect celebrity leaves or trash. How fun would that be???? (I already stole a leaf from Jay Leno’s tree..it’s in my room) Marry and birth/adopt children. Have my whole body painted, imprint the design on a sheet, and hang it in my home. A wonderful expression of sexuality and sensuality. Learn to play the guitar. I have always wanted to be able to play, so I could compose a song and sing it to the person I love. Draw someone naked. I’m honestly in love with the human body. Especially female bodies. Aren’t they beautiful??? (I’ve drawn naked bodies before, but I’d like to draw one live with someone modeling naked in front of me. That would be lovely.) Dye/Cut someone’s hair. Live in an uncivilized (is that the word I’m looking for??) country, living without usual necessities like electricity, for at least a month. Angelina Jolie is doing this in Cambodia with her adopted son, and it sounded wonderful. Smoke a cigar and play strip poker. I’d feel like such a bad ass. And no, I don’t smoke. Ride my bike or a motorcycle through Germany. When I went, I saw people on motorcycles seeing the country, and I was so jealous!! Flash for beads at Mardi Gras. I don’t really WANT to do this, because it is far outside of my usual limits, but it could be character building. Go to a drag show. Kiss somebody during a fireworks show. My romantic side coming out….. Do graffiti somewhere. Could be drawing naughty pictures under a bridge, or something as simple as carving my initials in a tree. But I’m leaning more towards naughty pictures. Catch a fish (besides a stupid sunfish like I have in my creek) Maybe I’d go on a long therapeutic fishing trip. Put on someone elses make-up for them I’ve always wanted to do this for a girl, and I’d also love to do it for a guy!!! (I adore guys in eyeliner!!!) See a psychiatrist. I saw a family psychiatrist once, and I despised it. One day this might be helpful though, to go see one on my own free will and really try to get myself figured out. And perhaps they’d cure my insomnia. Buy a home of my own and decorate it. Hopefully with my husband/wife. Nothing sounds sweeter than moving into our first home together. Taste breast milk. Is that disgusting??? I’ve just always wanted to know how it tastes!! Perhaps a friend will let me…well..I don’t know. Be naughty in a public place. I’m thinking maybe a movie theater or a public restroom. Make out in the rain. Ever seen that t.A.T.u. video?? Ever since, it’s been an insatiable urge I’ve had. Go to a drive in movie. Do they still have those around?? Purposely fuck up an audition Wouldn’t it be hilarious to go to a Broadway audition, dressed in a leotard and cat ears, and just sing your heart out to Memory looking like a complete dumbass?????? I would die to see the casting director’s face.
Go to a strip bar. Male or female strippers…what a trip that’d be!!! I would absolutely love to take the gals to see female strippers. They’d either freak out and leave, or stay and accidentally drool all over themselves!!!! Get at least one semi-unusual piercing (basically anything besides the two ear piercings I have) I’m thinking either ear cartilage piercing on my left ear, or inner labia. Get a tattoo. Probably I would enjoy right under my hip, maybe a rose leading a bit down…there. Go dancing with a girl alone. We could hit the gay clubs maybe. Not just fast dancing either, I’ve always wanted to slow dance with a girl. Write up a “things to do before I’m 30” list…WAIT!! I’ve just done that!! Swim in a pool of jello or noodles. I will even settle for jello wrestling, but not for anything less!! I’m not able to think of anymore at the moment…there have to be more things for me to accomplish by the time I’m 30!!!! Above anything else, I want to fall in love and have someone fall in love with me.
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